Image illustrating Jack and Jill going to fetch a bucket of water. [21], The Victorian composer Alfred James Caldicott, who distinguished himself by setting several nursery rhymes as ingenious part songs, adapted "Jack and Jill" as one in 1878. JackAndJill. This page currently edited by: MereBear22. | All rights reserved. // ]]> }; This is to be done with jumproping. As they were returning, Jack fell and was badly injured. hot dog, stomp stomp, clap clap, ding dong! and gave it to their mother. Make sure your selection Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jill fell down, and cracked her crown, So Jack went down, and fast as he could court her, Jack filled Jill's pail, with milk and not with water It's basically saying she got knocked unconscious and raped because she went alone somewhere with a boy. Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy, But Jack got a shock, and a mouth full of cock, Cause Jill's real name is Randy. Doctor, doctor, will I die? document.write('');var c=function(){cf.showAsyncAd(opts)};if(typeof window.cf !== 'undefined')c();else{cf_async=!0;var r=document.createElement("script"),s=document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0];r.async=!0;r.src="//srv.clickfuse.com/showads/showad.js";r.readyState?r.onreadystatechange=function(){if("loaded"==r.readyState||"complete"==r.readyState)r.onreadystatechange=null,c()}:r.onload=c;s.parentNode.insertBefore(r,s)}; Momma, momma, I'm so sick, call the doctor, quick, quick quick. Here comes the Spider-Girl. Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. An annotation cannot contain another annotation. As the lyrics passed down to us attest, Jack popped out to fetch water but had an accident on the hill and sadly died. In France, the single was a 7" with no B-side. Yes, nice one! * let's get the rhythm of the hands *clap clap* let's get the rhythm of the hands *clap clap* let's get the rhythm of the feet *stomp stomp* let's get the rhythm of the feet *stomp stomp* let's get the rhythm of the hot dog let's get the rhythm of the hot dog put it all together and what do you get? div_id: "cf_async_" + Math.floor((Math.random() * 999999999)) var opts = { Joy to the world Heusein is we shot him in the head what happened to his body we flushed it down the potty around and around it goes around and around it goes around it goes what happened to his eyeballs we threw them at the school walls smush smush smush, Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some mari-juana Jack got high unzipped his fly and jill said, "I don't wann-a", Molasses, molasses, icky, sticky goo Molasses, molasses they get all over you. Miss Suzie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim. I am over 18. In April 2015, it was announced that the writers of "Oops Up Side Your Head" had had their names added to the writing credits of Mark Ronson's hit single "Uptown Funk".[2]. I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal! The poem is also known as the Jack and Gill poem in its earlier versions. Soon the girl also tumbled on the road. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son. Went to bed to mend his head // (Done to hand clapping). Book a free counselling session. The first and most commonly known verse is the one referenced by Jill in the comic as she says the first three lines: Jack and Jill. And Jill came tumbling after, Nursery Rhymes 123 Lyrics provided by SongLyrics.com. Lemonade (clap, clap, clap) Crunchy Ice (clap, clap, clap) Beat it once (clap, clap, clap) Beat it twice (clap, clap, clap) Lemonade, Crunchy Ice, Beat it once, Beat it twice, Oh yeah Jingle bells batman smells robin layed egg, Batmobile had lost it's wheel, And joker played ballet, batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall joker's in the bathroom peeing on the wall. [Repeat Chorus]And if it's not right, you have to put it right.In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt.The seeds of a war in the creak of a floorboard.A storm can begin with the flap of a wing.The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting.Every day starts with the tick of a clock.All escapes start with the click of a lock.If you're stuck in your story and want to get out,You don't have to cry; you don't have to shout. Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park. Like a streeeeak of light, She arrive just out of time. (function() { Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker ran away, Mama mama cant you see, what the army did to me, they took away my favorite jeans, now I am wearing army greens, I went downtown to see my dad, he was looking pretty sad, I asked him could I cheer him up, he told me to shut up, I went downtown to see my mom, she was chewing spirit gum, I asked her if I could have some, she looked at me like I was dumb, I went downtown to milk a cow, I swear to god I dont know how, I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread. She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. Miss Suzie paid the lady with the alligator purse! The original rhyme dates back to the 18th century and different numbers of verses were later added, each with variations in the wording. Try and try until you succeed ! And Jill came tumbling after This is just a preview! shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy pow! My mother, your mother, lived across the street 1819 Blueberry Street Everytime they had a fight this is what they said: Boys are rotten, made out of cotton Girls are handy, made out of candy Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars Boys drink whiskey to get more friskey Girls drink Pepsi, to get more sexy, Miss Lucy had a baby She named him Tiny Tim She put him in the bathtub To see if he could swim He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't go down his throat Miss Lucy called the doctor The doctor called the nurse The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse In walked the doctor In walked the nurse In walked the lady with the alligator purse Measles said the doctor Mumps said the nurse Nothing said the lady with the alligator purse A dollar charged the docter Fifty cents charged the nurse Nothing charged the lady with the alligator purse Out walked the doctor Out walked the nurse Out walked the lady with the alligator purse, My boyfriends name is fatty He comes from Cincinatti With a pimple on his nose And two fat toes And this is how my story goes. I see London, I see France, I see (someone's name)underpants. However, the rhyme was first known as Jack and Gill, referring to two boys, not a boy and a girl. This was the complete verse of the Jack and Jill rhyme which is taught to the kids. Jack and Jill went up the hill Jill experienced a heartbreak so severe that she passed away just after giving birth to her son. In the 16th century the words Jack and Jill were used to indicate a boy and a girl. I have seen the glory of the burning of the school. Spins a web, any size, When they ask her age, Spider-Girl lies. To fetch a pail of water And Jill came tumbling after. And killed a cat in the window. [27] Later on the English composer Geoffrey Hartley (19061992) set the original as a chamber piece for horn and two bassoons, or for wind trio (1975), and later reset it as a bassoon trio. As he reached home, he climbed on his bed and applied some brown paper and vinegar to his injuries. The work dates from the period when childrens literature was beginning to shift from instruction to fun in the wake of the success of Old Mother Hubbard and kindred works. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. put it all backwards and what do you get? The rhyme dates back at least to the 18th century, one version even with 15 stanzas. There his mother bound his head It rolled through the garden, and under a bush. Miss Susie called the Doctor, The Doctor called the nurse, The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse. East side, west side, My boyfriend took me to the candy store. Is she strong? These included a Handel aria, Italian operatic and Wagnerian versions. No. Like and subscribe Show more. This was Margaret Johnson's "A New Jack and Jill", in which the brother and sister constantly return with an empty bucket because they have not noticed that there is a hole in it. To France I went back to London my Pa went back to London Pa... 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