Edit # Submitter Type Comment Sent for moderation Terrified of his supposedly impending death, he develops insomnia and has a mental breakdown. And I still insist yeah, its terrible. Scully-era Homer is to me what Captain Janeway is to SFDebris anytime I think about the actions he commits, he becomes more and more deluded and deserving of a mental institution. The chalkboard gag is "I am not here on a fart ball scholarship." The couch gag is the Simpsons walking over hot coals and yelping in pain as they walk over the hot coals to get . Live TV. Oscars doing a Jurassic Park reference Bart groaned. Homer wakes up the next day, rushing outside ready to party, but spring break is over: The students are returning home. Sepulveda here doing the veejay thing for the most out-of-control spring break ever! said a brunette lady hosting the event. When it is then revealed that Captain Jack was never dead, simply knocked out, the family are released but are banned from the state of Florida - leaving them only able to travel to Arizona or North Dakota. Anyway, besides sticking out like a sore thumb because hes so uncool (gee, how familiar), he first thinks Joey Cs a missing kid and tries to tackle him. (Yes, this is one of the starting points for Marge turning from merely mildly oblivious to rock stupid.). Logans Run reference Oscar cooed. What am I supposed to do? Oh, dont forget Diedrich Baker. MediaWiki page ID. Suddenly there was a Tyrannosaurus Rex outside the car staring in at them and growling. Kill the Alligator and Run vs. Simpson Safari 122,174 views Mar 25, 2016. No time is given to let a scene have an impact before something else stupid happens, or when there is time given, the scene is so bereft of comic timing or so flawed with a character I want to see put in a psych ward that I am just stunned at what Im seeing. Referensi [ sunting | sunting sumber] Pranala luar [ sunting | sunting sumber] To calm himself down, he and the rest of the Simpson . Homer and the students tipped Marges car upside down. Bart: Well, that's great dad, except you were supposed to take us to the newspaper. Lisa Goes To Washington wasnt, you know, my personal favorite episode of theentire frigging show. Actually adds a very slight veneer of poignancy to Kid Rocks desire to pour out some malt liquor on a fake curb very slight. I just do this as a hobby. However, in retrospect, it's no more or less silly than what they were. Score: 1. And here comes Floridas most beloved and famous resident Captain Jack- said the tour guide. He's just a harmless maniac here to remind us of the precious gift of sanity. said Mr Burns. Homer you need to see a doctor. That's it. Were leaving a manic depressive who is worried about dying young, alone tied to a bed! to Spring Break in Florida to Getting in trouble with the local authorities. This family has hit a new low! I mean, all through the 90s and 2000s, Spring Break was the legendary college experience, and nobody even noticed? Im amazed Oscars dumb filler filled up a page said Bart. Marge grunted as the car flipped upside down. (To which I argue that they merely mocked his candidacy back in 1999.). All I know is that this time, I have watched aSimpsons episode that I sincerely believe wouldve been better off if it was penned and edited by a room full of cocaine users. Seriously this is disturbing reminiscent ofBio-Dome, where the supposed antagonist, while certainly with his own faults (the sheriff is bribed by beer companies) is more rational than the obnoxious numbskull jackass of a protagonist. The Simpsons all packed up and drove to Florida. Poison green monkeys said Dark Oscar in spirit form. It is so insane, so incoherent, so mad, and so incompetent that, for the first time in my years of reviewing this show, I have to sincerely question the sanity of Mr. Michael Scully. Its Dr Demento again! Bart whined mentioning his other arch enemy. Oz! [5] The episode also features guest appearances from talk show host Charlie Rose and film producer Robert Evans as themselves. Homer becomes the life of the spring break party. Interesting take, and I have to say that I sort of agree there. Im sorry Mom but Im obsessed with Chef Boyardee for some reason said Lisa. Bart swapped the letters in Frat around so it now said Royal Fart Hotel. Wow. There, they kill a beloved alligator and are sentenced to a chain gang. Theyre nothing but eviiiiiil! She gasped because a girl with huge breasts smooshed he boobs onto the windows of the car. In contrast to the believable midlife crisis seen in that episode, here, Homer is instead confronted with the possibility of dying at age 42 thanks to a quiz that he took in a magazine. A count of six people denied the statement, which is admittedly not a lot. And it reaches some astonishing depths in all four areas. I wish it was funny, but guess what the duo dont have much to work with here. Bill, bill, bill Death threat from Sideshow Bob to Bart bill bill Oh! While there he accidentally kills a beloved alligator. Homer! Its perfect! Plot: After taking a test in a book of self-improvement quizzes, Homer begins to fear that he only has three years left on his lifespan. A magazine with those light hearted quizzes I take too seriously and annoy people by asking them their answers to! 10/10 Highly Recommended. He's got your license. Simpsons Scripts - Springfield! Seriously, this episode alone is a good argument that the shows finale (if it gets one, and frankly it shouldnt get a special finale at this point) should consist of Homer getting his ass tossed out onto the street with prejudice. And just when you think theres a small return to normalcy with the students going back to school, Homer decides to continue Spring Break for another few days. 25/03/2020. Show: The Simpsons Episode: 245 Year: 2000 Writer(s): John Schwartzwelder Director(s): Jen Kamerman. Cooooool! I dont know how people can say that when shit like Alone Again, Co-Dependents Day, Boys of Bummer, and Lisa Goes Gaga exists. But I think the aforementioned train track scene stands out for indicating just how awful this show really has become. Lisa: You can't drive, dad. Teddy, his living teddy bear creature yapped and caught the squeaky toy in his mouth and chewed it. There is something for everyone in this episode, with political humor, satire, a play on spring break rowdiness, jokes about handcuff's for Maggie, and even one thrown in about Bart and Lisa getting married. Its got one the funniest lines ever: No listening, ya hear me? And when the accuser said It wasnt funny to me, the Redditor said, Well then youre dead inside. Partying college Frat boys swapped the letters in Fart back to Frat and cheered. Kid Rock was there. But as I mentioned in my review of Take My Wife, Sleaze, he was influenced by various college movies, and the universe rebutted him by showing a) actual consequences, and b) nerds being a part of everyday life. In the episode, Homer suffers from a nervous breakdown after taking a quiz that reveal This is one of the most expensive TV shows on the entire network. Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Party! Gahahahaha! Dr Demento laughed hurling exploding skulls at them. I dont mean disturbing in a good way, yet paradoxically, this might be the highlight of the episode. Elsewhere Lenny and Carl asked each other which member of the Backstreet Boys they liked. Not yet! This page was last edited on 17 October 2022, at 16:22. Anyway, everything looks great, Mr. Burns. This ones just dumb and annoying and all over the place, but its not so bad that it offends me (maybe it would if I lived in Florida, but I dont). (LogOut/ There were monkeys in the crowd hooting and screeching. Do you smoke? TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Hmmmmmmm! It's printed by the Montana Militia. said Bart annoyed Homer gave him fake money. No, Im actually from Africa said the Evil Monkey. I hate other episodes more in fact, I would say this outing almost made me laugh at how awful it is but this episode is inept and boorish in almost every facet. Bart jogged Hugo making him drop his book. Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations! Its Santa! Homer? But from what Ive seen, this is one of those episodes more frequently cited when the topic of worst episode ever does come up. This isn't real money. The Simpsons The Simpsons #1119 - Kill the Alligator and Run released by Bongo on April 30, 2000. Oh, God! Kid Rock!. How the hell did the family get banned from 48 out of 50 United States? There, they end up in the middle of a raucous spring break. Captain Jack, the alligator. said the tour guide. Wheres the rum gone?. The ones no one takes seriously Homer read it. No you dont! Why are you trespassing on my property? Dr Demento frowned. Which looks like one of those modern, white boxy rich houses with a pool and glass doors. And Im not going to restate my arguments here, since it would be a waste of time for all involved. It also says something that Homer was more antagonistic in this episode than Charles Montgomery Burns. Forget badSimpsons, this is downright badtelevision. And really, it just barely misses. The end in which Captain Jack makes an appearance is lifted from Alligator from 1980, only this time with less gory results. There he accidentally kills the town's most famous resident and reptile an alligator named Captain Jack. For what they have done, the family is sentenced to forced labor. Thats the only part I think you got wrong. Destroy us all! While there he accidentally kills a beloved alligator. Oh my guity secret! I like that, 5) Redditor 5: it has kid rock. Now, this next scene Im about to describe is something that I did not make up for the review. TV Shows. So maybe calling it universally condemned as the worst ever might have been a stretch. It is so perfectly indicative of how this show considers its characters. Same with the other characters who got derailed at some point, you realize that investing in them is a lost cause since this show now treats them as setpieces instead of actual characters. This is probably second only to Lady Gaga in terms of most egregious guest stars this show ever did, although at leastthisfits the spirit of Spring Break. TV Show Episode Scripts. Hugey! Oscar squealed and hugged Hugo. That said, I can at least see where they were getting at with the change in the Doctors character an attempt to make him distinct from his predecessor, and maybe expose the effects of some of his more recent traumas (Earthshock, for example). "[9] According to Scully, the two musicians "had a great sense of humor [] about themselves," with Kid Rock asking if "he could add a couple of his own lines. 47x. The quiz says youre a Frigid Frieda. Marge sighed. Sorry to inform you, but Reddit has denied the notion of this being the worst episode ever as of 5 years ago, when a post with zero upvotes declared the same accusation. And theyll destroy us all! Homer hates his psychiatrist's dad for a reason the man brought up during their session. (Kid Rock was also on KOTH but I dont think until a later season.). "My first reaction to that was, 'What kind of rock star is this? Its time to get deeeeemented! Is it a terrible episode? I tried to find room for argument that I could just hate-watch the cartoon with my brain turned off as long as I pretend its a dumb cartoon then the incest joke happened. Homer manages to break the chains, and the Simpsons get into the car and escape. And then it just keeps going with the chain gang, and when the scene lasted long enough that I was forced to think why the children were part of the chain gang in the first place yeah, THAT was when I gave up. 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