daffy duck's quackbusters transcript

Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes / Merrie Melodies film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. Balloon going up? ", "This place is malodorous. What's the matter? It was the final theatrical production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the various Looney Tunes characters before his death on July 10, 1989. The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Daffy_Duck&oldid=3172370, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, " because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, that's why not! It was the final theatrical production in whichMel Blancprovided the voices of the variousLooney Tunescharacters before his death on July 10, 1989. And I'll be real nice and kind and gentle to you. I'll try something a little closer to home. ""Is that all"?! Aah! Sylvester, you come out of there this instant. This dressing room is so small I have to step outside to change my mind! This proves to be Daffy's undoing, however, as upon realization of what he said, Daffy discovers that the safe is now completely empty except for a few cobwebs and a sign from Cubish: "YOU LOSE, DUCK!" --, "Starting from where we are we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. to Mr. Daffy Duck from outer Transylvania. BLOW WHISTLES! "Ooooooo-eeeee! I know. Flippety flam. Under the pretense of community service, Daffy opens an exorcism agency and employs Porky Pig, Sylvester Cat, and Bugs Bunny to track and eliminate ghosts, ghouls, and other monsters, while Daffy secretly schemes to use his learned "ghost-busting" talents to rid himself of the millionaire's nagging spirit. (Soundtrack Personnel). GUARD! I'm an elk! ", "Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! Heh-heh. HYMIE!!!! Save me! Publicly disgraced on a coast-to-coast hookup. Daffy Duck's Quackbustersis a 1988Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodiesfilm with acompilationof classicWarner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starringDaffy Duck. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. What a gruesome assignation. Nobody will believe him. ", "I've worked with a lot of wise-quackers, but you are dethpsicable!" When Cartoon Network aired this film, two scenes were censored: The scene at the beginning showing Daffy selling cars was edited to remove Daffy offering cases of Billy Beer with each purchase. Not airing this week. Tell the community what's on your mind. Sure, sure. Several cartoons are re-edited either for time, to connect with the plot, or have redubbed lines. Daffy Duck, cartoon character, a gangly black-feathered duck whose explosive temperament and insatiable ego lead him into an endless series of comic misadventures. This proves to be Daffy's undoing however, as upon realization of what he said, Daffy discovers that the safe is now completely empty except for a few cobwebs and a sign from Cubish: "YOU LOSE, DUCK!" I'll just check at that motel over there. Daffy Duck VOICE Mel Blanc Arturo Mercado Latest News ", "Sell my Warner Brothers stock! vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated. Additional Metadata Formats METSXML Record The now-wealthy Daffy derides the idea ("What a rube!" I can't afford to leave any stone unturned. -, "Gad! 1 Mar. on a potentially lucrative business endeavor. Heh-heh. Tell me, Sylvester, is there any insanity in your family? (Songs). "Elderberry wine and old lace," you said. Socit; Collections. Daffy later appeared in several feature-film compilations. "or by the use of magic words and phrases. Phew! Special price on Chicken Inspector badge, sir. Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! --, "Ah-ha! This page was last edited on 2 October 2022, at 18:35. Daffy and his friends become ghostbusters when a millionaire starts to haunt him after breaking a promise. We're getting screwed! When people are nice to me, I'm sweet, gentle and loving. And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates! Pole; Insert et chemine; Cuisson; Ralisations; Contact. $10.25. Well, I think I'll go scare some more daylights. Daffy Duck, ace paranormalist, at your service. Relinquish me, you foul, gibbering feline, you. What a way for a duck to travel: underground. Amuse your boyfriend. Duck, I seem to be having trouble with my kitchen . Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Daffy Duck opens a detective agency for the supernatural along side his Looney Toon buddies. They supply the ghosts and I demand the money. TURN! [AS MEL TORME] They're drenched in blood Or caked with mud , You yell and scream When one of them arrives , No brothers, sisters Moms or dads or wives , When you see them Coming down the street , You better not have weights Tied to your feet , They'll slice you up With little forks and knives . )", "Hmf! Wait a minute. However, the elephant turns up on Daffy's television interview onFrightlinewithZed Toppel, making him a laughingstock. After he inherits a million dollars from the estate of J.B. Cubish, Daffy and his pals Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig open up a ghost-busting service to stop Cubish's ghost from reclaiming the money. Sylvester has an exploit with Tweety, where Sylvester is relentlessly chased by a monstrous version of Tweety and develops paranoia in front of Daffy and Porky. Just call 555-5925. One thing's for sure, I have nowhere else to go but up. When the city is swept with reports of a tiny elephant, Daffy, presuming this "teensy-elephant thing" to be mere hysteria, hopes to profit by soothing the public with his "expert" testimony. After Cubish dies, Daffy Duck, who won the job of personal court jester, lands the inheritance. It was the only Looney Tunes compilation film to be aired on HBO in the early 1990s. ", "What a hypocrite! But, anyway you look at it, it's better HE should suffer. "Woo Hoo Hoo, they'll never catch this little duck! It couldn't be you! and chops his way into the city's inner sanctum. I'm tellin' ya, (After being let out of Porky Pig's deep freezer) "What a trip! Massacre started yet? Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Daffy Duck : Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse. ", "Idios, Muchaca! The movie begins with a showing of the short The Night of the Living Duck before going into the opening credits. Wanting a quick and easy way to . There was nothing for the Scarlet Pumpernickel to do but blow his brains out, which he did. G 1988 72 minutes Save Rate movie Parents say age 7+ Based on 1 review Kids say age 14+ Based on 1 review Watch or buy Common Sense is a nonprofit organization. Just $60,000 in three easy weekly installments. You must be the head waiter. Well, how's about these simply adorable windup dolls. he says of Cubish), but his deceased benefactor returns as an unseen ghost, with the intention of reclaiming his fortune from Daffy, unless Daffy agrees to provide a service to the community as the terms of Cubish's will stated. Before impact, Daffy sadly tells the audience, "One thing's for sure, I've got nowhere else to go but up!". So that's the way he wants to play? Just what I always wanted. You say the Loch Ness monster. A damsel in distress, and in a swanky part of town. Oh, brother. The now-wealthy Daffy derides the idea ("What a rube!" Balloon going up? In his early days he was a hyperactive, at times . What a trip! Also cut were some of the noose gags from the. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck . Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 animated compilation film featuring classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit? Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? Unlike previous compilation films, Quackbusters uses pre-existing music from older Looney Tunes shorts composed by Carl Stalling, Milt Franklyn and William Lava. Right this way. AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! --just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig. 0 erabiltzaile guztira eta 1 Bisitari erabiltzaile gai hau ikusten ari dira. Here, have a swig o' swampwater! ", "OOOOOOH NOOOOOO! Our company offers a fine line of magic potions and unguents. And-- Whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst. --. However, no sooner does he announce to the audience that there is no such thing as a tiny elephant then it turns up on Daffy's television interview, rendering him a public laughing stock. storyboard-to-screen-daffy-ducks-quackbusters-looney-tunes-critic-quickie, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). Get paid for your art. I'm a greedy slob. In this feature-length film combining footage from classic Warner Brothers cartoon shorts with newly animated bridging sequences, Daffy Duck, after having induced laughter in an ailing millionaire and forestalled the millionaire's death for a time (as chronicled in Daffy Dilly (1948), is the beneficiary for the deceased millionaire's assets. I have some pap--, than having a bunch of unwelcome ghosts and ghouls. and other miscellaneous supernatural knickknacks. DAFFY: And then there are the numerous fringe benefits. Nothing simpler than a little juggling of the books. In this ducklightful animated feature film, Daffy Duck opens up the ghostbusting Ghouls 'R' Us Agency. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start . These new simplified tax forms are driving me nuts. Remember, that's the same as dialing 555-KWAK. What the IRS don't know won't hurt them. -, "Hankerin' for trouble, eh?! I've heard of deflation, but this is preposterous. Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). Poor me! Literature. J.P. Cubish, the multimillionaire, has been quoted saying he'd give a million dollars. ", "When it di-th-inegrates, boy, it di-th-inegrates! then I don't know what things are coming to. So you have these Tupperware parties often? ", "YOU'RE KILLING ME! I've been getting lots of calls about suspicious-like activity. H-Y-M-I-E! Let's see what my nemesis has been up to in my absence. But we had to get that serum through! --, "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a, "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Daffy Duck Daffy Duck Mel Blanc is the voice of Daffy Duckin Daffy Duck's Quackbusters. Watch that first step, Meadows. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988) Movie Summary. What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit? ", "Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys! and the Legend of the Vampire, Tom and Jerry: Robin Hood and His Merry Mouse, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League. What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house? I hear it's simply breathtaking this time of year. Where did--? What's that for, bub? I can still get out of this. --. You say there's an elephant in your birdbath? ", "Don't shush me!! Hmm. Juggling.It's my hobby.Uh, hello?Himalayas. Shoot me! There goes your bunny rabbit. Unlike previous compilation films, Quackbusters uses pre-existing music from older Looney Tunes shorts composed by Carl Stalling, Milt Franklyn and William Lava for both the new animation and classic footage. Animation and it aired on ABC from October 28th, 1989 until June 18th, 1994. that towering colossus of scaly reptilian bulk. He's colder than a foundered flounder! It was also the only compilation of classic Warner Bros . The now-wealthy Daffy derides the idea ("What a rube!" ", "That Cadet buys the worst Christmas presents. I gotta be nicer to my slave labor, right? After all, somebody's gotta do the dirty work. He's a nincompoop. The film was released to theaters by Warner Bros. on September 24, 1988. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Daffy_Duck%27s_Quackbusters&oldid=3238548, American children's animated fantasy films, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. I think I 'll just check at that motel over there I think I 'll be nice. After being let out of Porky Pig 's deep freezer ) `` what a trip of magic and... Worked with a showing of the variousLooney Tunescharacters before his death on July 10, 1989,. Been up to in my absence and Porky Pig 's deep freezer ``! 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